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scrap nichee hai









aur nechee,











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aur nechee,













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hey, aur nechee..



















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tum ek scrap ke liye itna nechee tak gir sakte the woh mujhe pata nahin tha..

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Universal law:


Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



First law:


A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.



Second law:


The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the
direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.



Third law:


The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
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Ur Great
Ur Outstanding
Ur Realistic
Ur Intelligent
Ur Lovable
Ur Lucky
Ur Adorable
In short ur a GORILLA.Just for fun .
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What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Activelaziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder

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