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Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No...

1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sense...
3.-----I am stupid..
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a brand new love story...in theaters this march



STARRING----
George W Bush..
Condeliza RiCe..
Tony Blair..
Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----
Bil Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----
Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----
Gen. Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----
Monica Levinsky


KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

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'Lets go blasting tonight..
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A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
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I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,

But...
I chose Education!!!
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DO INDIANS WORK????
TOTAL POPULATION 100 crore
But19 crore retired
That leaves 81 crores do the work
There are 25 crores in school
Which leaves 56 crores to do the work
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt
Leaving 34 crores to do the work
4 crores are in the Armed Forces
Which leaves 30 crores to do the work
20 crores people work For State Governments
& State Government employees officially do not work!
That leaves 10 crores to do the work
Total unemployed are 8 crores
And that leaves 2 crores to do the work
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
people in
prisons throughout the country
That leaves just 2 people to do the work..
You and me!!!
And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading scraps
So I am the only person in our country who is
working! And that's why India is surviving

U SHUD BE PROUD OF ME
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*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***
!!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!

*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***

*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***

*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***

*** Love with Faithful Boys ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

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READ iT cAR3fULLy


THIS IS A CRIME STORY


5 FRNDS LIVED IN A ROOM
NAMELY
MAD,BRAIN,FOOL,NOBODY AND SOMEBODY...

ONE DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY.
AT THE TIME BRAIN WAS iN BATHrOoM,
FOOL PLAYING WID COMPUTER.
MAD CALLED POLICE
MAD:IZ IT POLICE STATION
POLICE:YES WHT Iz MATTER????
MaD: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY...
POLICE: R U MAD?
MAD: YES IM MAD HOWZ DO YOU knOw???
POLICE:DONT YOU HAVE BRAIN?
MAD: BRAIN iz iN BATHROOM...
POLICE:YOU FOOL..
MAD:NO FOOL IZ READING THIS SCRAP
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