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DA INDIAN ABC.....
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What is B.E?

8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get
The Degree finally we get is B.E.
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
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Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta
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Poems written by husband to wife






I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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Jungle attendance,



Tiger
Present sir,




Rabbit
Present sir,




Lion
Present sir,




Monkey



Monkey



Monkey



SCRAP phir padh lena
warna absent lag jayegi
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Career Song - The 8 stages

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek
din.....

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi
re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa
kuch khabar mere yaarki...

4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere
jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja...
pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...

8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan,
marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan.........
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Email id's of cricketers

1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com


2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com


3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com


4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com


5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com


6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com


7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com


8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com


9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com


10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com


11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com


12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com

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