Liars go to hell
When u feel sad……………To cheer up just go to mirror & say…….
damn I m really so cute u will over come ur sadness .
But dont make this a habit………….
Coz liars go to hell…..
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a girl at
second sight
because in first sight
he didnt know that
she was very rich
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keep scraping otherwise........Boom
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…..”-._,__,__[ BooM ]____\.########/
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Sardar Joke - Talking to Biwi
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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Why Students Fail In Examz
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days
1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
Balance 126 days.
2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days.
Balance 96 days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
15 days.
Balance 81 days.
Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance46 days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
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SMOKE alteast 10 times every day......
hey wait SMOKE means....
S - Scrap
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool Message
E - Everyday
so Plz kindly SMOKE.
Request: Try 2 b a chain smoker..........
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"Today is Tuesday."--------->
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Send this message to 7 people and believe me, you will find another Tuesday exactly after 7 days.. !!! Believe me, it works.. !!!
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Who was the 1st Indian
woman 2 fly abroad?
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Sitaji with Raavan.
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Man goes 2 medical shop
Man-I need poison
Shopkeeper-I cant sell u
(MAn shows
his wife's Photo)
Shopkeeper- Oh! Sorry!
didnt know
u had a prescription!
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I read ur profile (timepass karna tha)....
found it quite interesting (maskaa maar raha hoon)....
u lookin good in this pic(yaar ab jhooth bhi bolna pad raha hai iske liye)....
will u like to b my frnd plzz (chalo aap nahi to koi aur mil jaayegi aapki frndlist mein)....
i hope u wont mind me adding u (plz bhaav mat khana, add me )....
just check out my profile (kuchh likha nahi waise maine)...
u'l find we hav lots of things common (aapki profile padh ke hi add ki hai maine)...
bye n take care ( mere bolne se jaise firk pad jaayega )
hahahaaaa just kidding , plz dont mind.....
hi.....
i understand u didnt want to add me but now u should rethink
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