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No Study = Fail ………………….. ( I )

Study = No Fail ………………………. ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side

And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING
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Anti-body - - Against everyone

Artery — The study of fine paintings

Bacteria — The back door of a cafeteria

Barium — What you do after CPR fails

Benign — What you are after you be eight and before you be ten

Cardiac arrest — Taken into custody after stealing a coupe Deville

CAT Scan — Searching for the kitty Cardiology

Advance — study of poker playing

Cauterize — To make eye contact with a woman

Cesarean section — A district in Rome Charlie

Horse — A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby

Colic — A sheep dog

Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital - Friendly

D&C — Where Washington is

Dilate — To live long Enema — Not a friend

Fibula — A small white lie

G.I. Series — A baseball game between teams of soldiers

Genes — What you wear cutting grass

Hangnail — A coat hook

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor pain — Getting hurt at work

Medical staff — A doctor s cane

Morbid — A higher offer

Nitrates — Cheaper than the day rate

Node — Movement of head meaning yes

Organic — An organ work repairman

Paralyze — Two far fetched stories

Pharmacist — A person who makes living in agriculture

Phobopohobia — Fear of phobias, or fear itself

Pelvis — A cousin of Elvis

Post-operative — A letter carrier

Protein — In favor of young people

Rectum — Dang near killed em

Scalpel — What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings

Secretion — Hiding something

Seizure — A Roman emperor

Tablet — A small table

Terminal illness — Getting sick at the airport

Thalassotherophy — Fear of the sea Tumor — An extra pair

Urine — The opposite of “you are out

Vein - Conceited

Varicose - Nearby

Xenophobia — fear of strangers or foreigners.
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Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONE
Changing Life Style!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... LG
Digitally Yours!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... NIKE
Just Do It!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!

Fri3nd$h!pIs Like... BUTTER SCOTCH(hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... COCA COLA
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Sardar declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
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You r my friend HONA.
I don`t want u to KHONA.
But I want place in your heart`s KONA
& the otherwise
I will start RONA .
Jaldi scrap karona oh mera SONA.
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5 Shocking Facts of the World……. …….
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Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;
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Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
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Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha …..
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Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!
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Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u will forward this soon
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Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!
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im at the police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me
“possession of good looks”.
i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! wishorkut.com
A scrap from wishorkut.com
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Please remind me to remind you about
reminding me to send you this reminder
that reminds me of reminding you that I
AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.

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