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***** VACANCY*****

POST:

True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:

Loving & Caring

DUTY:

To Love

EXPERIENCE:

Not Required

SALARY:

Never Ending Love

JOINING:
Immediately

” R U INTERESTED? ”
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This cat,is cat,a cat
good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the
word cat!
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Please Clean My car
Here is the car……..
……………………—–;–,
……………___/_,{)..|__;.__
…………/…_………….:……_..
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………..’–(_)————(_)—’
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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain
a sexy mouth
nice smile....but that is
enough about me,
tell me how you are ?
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Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"



Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata



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Indian wives call their husband "A g" sunte ho

( Scientific Symbol for Silver is A g)

American wives call their husband "A u" listen up

( Scientific Symbol for Gold is A u)

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